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HOODY AND HIS GYAL Number 2 Hoody’s Delivery Gyal By Nicholas Vaughan

Updated: Oct 19, 2018

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HOODY AND HIS GYAL Number 2

Hoody’s Delivery Gyal

By Nicholas0798074383 HO Vaughan

Friday morning at 7.30, Hoody stood almost

naked looking out over his balcony of the high rise flats

where he lives. With his fisted hands inside the front

his black boxers he stood yawning. He’s about 28 years

old, though he isn’t entirely sure. He’s mixed race and

has no facial hair at all. He is a Germaphobe and hates

going to places he doesn’t know. He lives alone in his

immaculate apartment with his 9mm hidden under the bed.

As he pulled his hands out and opened them, he put a

spliff in his mouth and lit it with a lighter that he

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placed on the rail in front of him.

Hoody has an apartment on the 12th floor in Bootle,

Liverpool and has been there for almost a year. With his

little finger, he wiped the sleep from his eyes and

yawned once again. While he stood looking around, his

phone rang. He pulled it out from the back of his boxers.

“Yo blud… yeah man, come up enit!” Hoody said with

another yawn.

While he waited and still leaning on the rail, he watched

the day unfold. He flicked the last bit of his spliff

over the top and watched it fall all the way to the

ground.

“Yo Johnson, my main man.” He shouted as his mate walks

towards him on the long landing dodging bits of washing

hanging above his head.

They touched fists then Hoody said. “Wa gwan bro?”

“All good you know!” Johnson replied.

Johnson works for Hoody mainly as his driver, but gets

involved with the heavier stuff.

“Did you find me some wheels?” Hoody asked looking at

him.

“Yeah, I picked some up Wednesday night and put him in

the boot and sealed the plastic bag!”

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“Did you manage to get his ring off?”

“No bro, it’s on tight!” Johnson said shaking his head.

“Well remove the thumb just above the ring enit. I don’t

Need him linked to us!”

Johnson nodded as hoody carried on “Don’t worry, it

won’t bleed, he bin dead for days enit!”

They touched fists again. “Tell me when it’s all ready

and I will get Harry to take it down to Birmingham. I

have another little job I need doing at the same time and

can you get me a pay-as-you-go from Moby?”

Johnson looked at him with a frown. “Is that a good idea

boss it’s…?”

“Don’t worry!” Hoody said interrupting him “The boot will

be locked!”

With that Johnson turned and walked away.

“YO BRO!” Hoody shouted “New numbers, ye?” Johnson nodded

and waved as he opened the door and disappeared.

Hoody lifted the phone to his ear. “Yo Harry, I need a

car taken down to NEC train station today…!” “OK, and

wear something tidy and your black wig enit!”

Hoody switched the phone off and on again. “Wa

gwan Moby…?” “Ye, I need a new pay as you go with ten

credit…!” “Give it Johnson he’s coming bye…!” “bless.”

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He stood looking down at the people walking around below

for ages and then he answered his phone looking at the

screen. “Yo…! Bring it around and park it between a blue

Merk and the white transit enit..!” “Is it all done ye…?”

“OK, come up after!”

Hoody walked into his flat to get another spliff and came

out again looking around. He lent on the rails then made

another call. “Harry the car is on its way here now...!”

“Be at mine in 15..!” “The car needs to be in the main

car-park at 2 pm for collection...!” “And I have a little

pick-up and drop at the station at 12.45 first!”

Hoody flips the lid over on his phone placed it in the

back of his boxers and lit the spliff. He stood leaning

on the rails with both elbows picking bits of weed off

his tongue as the door bangs open at the end of the

landing and Johnson appeared again. “Yo, my man!” Johnson

held the keys up and a box containing a new mobile phone.

“Did you put the nail varnish remover in the glove box

and tape a lighter to it?”

“Of course bro, you know I always do what you ask!”

Hoody and Johnson stood talking for a while. Then they

set up the new phone for Harry.

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“Oh boss, what can I do with this?” Johnson lifted his

hand out of his pocket. As he opened it, the thumb with

the black ring still on it, rolled along his palm.

Hoody grabbed it closed his hand and dropped it in the

front of his boxers as the door at the end of the

corridor banged open again.

“Yo baby gyal, you are looking good!” Harry smiled as she

approached him. “Love your red heels,” he said as he put

his arm around her shoulder and pretended to kiss her

cheek.

“It’s all there!” He said, giving her a piece of paper

“Read it and throw it out the car enit.”

Hoody pointed to the car park leaning over the rail.

“There is a red Vauxhall down there. Take the car and

park in at the NEC on the second floor. Then walk into

the station for 12.30.

Wait for the train coming in from Leicester. Collect the

bag from the hand, and as usual, take your money out the

front pocket. Walk over the bridge to the other track and

pass it back to another hand. Both people will be in the

front carriage. Then I want you to go back to the car and

wait for collection. Remember to look for the black

circle at all times enit. Collect the suitcase from him

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and get on the train back here to Lime Street

Station. You got all that Sexy gyal?” Harry nodded.

“Here is your new phone, only talk to me on this phone

Ok? I will hook up with you later.”

Harry nodded again. “Maybe I will bring you back here.

Then we can fool around and get high babes ye?”

Harry shook her head “No Hoody you aren’t my type I told

You, strictly business with me!” she said abruptly.

Harry looked down as she turned to go, “you need to be

careful with a lighter in your boxers you know!”

Hoody laughed covering the bulge with his hand. “I’m

excited when I see you, babe, especially when you got

black hair enit!”

Harry turned and left with the new phone in her hand and

she tucked the instructions into her jacket pocket.

Johnson walked off with her after touching fists with

Hoody. A couple of minutes passed and Hoody watched from

the balcony as they both left and drove away in different

directions. Hoody decided there was nothing more he could

do so he went into his flat and got back into bed. While

he was lying there trying to sleep, he remembered the

thumb in his boxers. Hoody leapt out of bed looking for

somewhere to hide it and remembered an old biscuit tin he

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kept by the cupboards in the kitchen. He placed it in

there and climbed back into bed. After a while, he fell

asleep.

Hoody’s phone rang out and woke him up. He reached for

it. “Yo…!” “What makes you think its police…?” “Well,

don’t take any chances. Where are you now baby gyal…?”

“Ok, turn off onto M5 at last possible minute. If all’s

good, turn left on M42 to NEC station and hurry times

running out enit!”

Hoody got out of bed concerned. On his way outside he

grabbed a spliff and stood by the door waiting patiently.

He walked over to the rails and his rang again. “Yo…!”

“Well done baby gyal…!” he said and closed his phone

letting out a long sigh.

Hoody decided to have a shower and grabs a towel from the

cupboard. As he pulled it out, a thick bundle of notes

fell to the floor. He gathered them all together, rolled

them in another towel and put it back in the cupboard.

Hoody got dress and made himself a Coffee and sat at his

laptop. He checked his e-mails, his bank accounts, and

then flicks on to his porn channel for a while, just then

his phone rang.

“Yo…!” “What you mean the car broke down…?” “SHIT…!”

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“Where are you…?” “You will have to torch the car….!”

“There is some nail polish remover in the glove box with

a lighter tapped to it. Put the phone I gave you and your

instructions on the passenger seat. Pour it all over

everything. Take nothing with you. As soon as you have

lit the fuel, get out the car as fast as you can. Climb

the embankment and get away from it as quick as poss.

Phone me from a phone box later, ye?”

Hoody closed his phone and stood up “FUCK!” he shouted

with his teeth firmly together and opened it again.

“Yo Johnson, come pick me up bro, we goin down to Brum

enit…!” “Well, they can finish cleaning it later!”

Hoody nervously paced the floor waiting, and eventually,

his phone rang. “Yo…!” “Coming down!”

Hoody through a coat on got a face mask, and a couple of

pairs of sterile gloves grabbed his laptop and flew down

the stairs and into the car. They all took off at high

speed down the Motorway. Hoody was in a deep trance when

his phone rang out. “Yo…!” “Sorry…?” “I don’t understand

what you mean…!” “Let me call you back enit!”

Hoody closed his phone and sat up looking out the window.

“Where we at?” he asked Johnson.

“Just coming into Birmingham, somewhere near Walsall!”

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Hoody opened his phone again and phoned Harry on her new

mobile without thinking. “Yo… I thought I told you to

burn that phone...!” “Did you still do it…?” “Well, why

have I just had a call to say the man on the second train

didn’t get anything…!” “Are you sure…?” “Ok, talk later!”

Hoody closed his phone and went in too deep thought

again.

“Where’s my laptop?” he said turning around and looking

in the back seat. Finley who also worked for Hoody passed

it to him.

“Are we still on the M6?”

“Yes, boss,” Johnson said.

“Find me a service station with WIFI I need to hook up!”

They pulled into the next services they came to and

pulled up. Hoody looked on his laptop.

“Head for a village called Coleshill Junction 8 on the

M42.”

Hoody had set Harry’s mobile phone so that he could track

it on find-a-phone. He knew her exact location. They

followed the twisting country lanes to a little place

called Shustoke and found a pub on a tight bend in the

road. The car pulled into the car-park and screeched to a

halt. Hoody jumped out and walked over to Harry and held

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her under the arm.

“Come we need to go enit!”

Harry stood up, and she kicked her shoe off.

Hold on for fuck sake!” she shouted. As she bent down to

put it back on, she threw the business card on the floor.

“How did you find me?” She shouted and pulled her self

away from him. Hoody opened the back door and told Finley

to get in the front seat while Harry threw the phone over

by the parked cars.

“Come on I will explain on the way back.” Harry got in

the car, and they all took off at high speed through the

country lanes and back onto the motorway.

Hoody pulled the mask down from his face “Why was the bag

you delivered to the other train empty baby gyal?”

Harry looked up “I got it from the first one as you said,

found my money in the front pocket and gave it to the

black ringed thumb in the first carriage as you told me!”

“You ain’t lying to me are you babes?”

“Off course not!”

”I’ve had de man on the phone givin me grief cos da bag

was empty!”

“I gave it over!” She said frowning.

It was quiet for a while then Hoody held his hand out.

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“Pass me the phone!” I threw it away!” she said looking

at his angry face.

“Where?”

“I throw it from the taxi window!”

“No baby gyal, I just tracked it to that pub enit!”

Harry thought quickly hoping he wouldn’t go back for it.

“Where did you throw it?” He asked grabbing her hair.

“I threw it in the car park when I got in the pub. It

landed on the floor. I thought someone would drive over

it and smash it to bits!”

Hoody looked like he was under extreme pressure.

“How long you been at dat place?”

Harry had tears running down her cheeks. “Ten minutes, I

just got there and sat down!”

“There where two empty glasses on the table!” Hoody

shouted.

“They were there when I sat down for fuck sake what’s

with all the questions?”

Hoody stared at her. “Are you telling me the truth gyal?”

“Yes!” she said cowering up against the door holding her

head.

Hoody wasn’t happy about the phone Harry had, so he

decided to phone the number.

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“Who’s this…?” “Listen, bro. I don’t know who you are and

it’s not a problem for me. So if I were you, I would

smash that phone you are holding into bits. Because if

you don’t, I will track it down as I did before and when

I find you I will kill you!”

As he listened to the silence on the phone, Harry

shouted: “JUST DO IT!” Hoody placed his hand over her

mouth and slapped Harry hard on the head as he shut his

phone.

“Who has got your phone baby gyal?” Hoody said staring at

Her.

“I don’t know she shouted!” She started crying out loud

with her arms over her head.

“I threw it on the…… car-park floor!” she screamed.

“Someone must have picked it up!”

Hoody could see she was upset. “OK Baby gyal, I’m sorry!”

He said putting his arm around her.

“Yo Johnson go back to mine enit!”

As they pulled up in the car-park of the flats, Hoody

held the door open for Harriett.

“Can’t I just go home please?” she said wiping her red

eyes.

Hoody looked at her as he held the door. “Come with me

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baby girl, and when I’ve had a shower I will send you

home in a taxi enit!”

Harriett slid over the seat and got out with Hoody

holding her arm.

As they walked up the stairs to his apartment, Hoody

said: “Don’t worry babes, I promised no-nonsense, and I

will send you home after I had a shower enit.”

Hoody opened the door still holding Harry under her arm.

“Now I need you to calm down baby gyal. I need to have a

shower, and then I will get a taxi to drop you home after

we have a little talk about the package.”

When Hoody finished his shower, he wrapped a towel around

his waist. Then entered the room where he left Harry. He

was surprised to see she wasn’t there waiting for him. He

looked in His bedroom hoping she had changed her mind.

That was empty, so he went into the kitchen and saw the

biscuit tin lid was on the floor and the open container

on the worktop.

“OH SHIT!” He shouted. He ran out onto the balcony hoping

she was there getting some air or feeling a sick. Hoody

ran back in the flat and found his phone. He dialled her

phone number, but there was no answer. He quickly got

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dressed and phoned Johnson. “Yo, Johnson I’ve lost Harry

she’s done one after seeing the thumb. Can you go to her

yard and bring her back…?” He closed his phone and paced

the floor with it in his hand and reached for a spliff,

lit it and waited.

Hoody’s phone rang “Yo…!” “What you mean you can’t find

her…?” “Put a car outside her house and keep lookin Enit!

Hoody and His Gyal Story 3

James Met Sally?

James picks up a hitchhiker and gives her a lift because

her car broke down.

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